by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
When commercials try to be “hip”
I love October
My favorite movies
A sex ed class in 1929
she knows what’s up
Every face in there is so priceless
Those 3 girls in the front row
this is the greatest thing on the internet
you can just tell which ones know their stuff